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Classic Jokes That Still Make You LOL


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Dads are famous for telling cringe-worthy jokes, but why let them have all the fun? With these 20 classic jokes, you too can make eyes roll.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear.

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Why should you never use a dull pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you get when you mix a crocodile and a camera?

A snapshot.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the dock.

What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

Alpaca my bags.

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decaffeinated.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

What state has the smallest drinks?

Mini-soda.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?

A milk dud.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the “P” is silent.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

 

 

 

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